We’re never told exactly what, but I can only imagine the ghastly, agonized sobs of some traumatized preschoolers rising up over London like a hellish fog in the aftermath.
Category: Movies
The Ritual (2017)
"Oh hey look! A shortcut through the spooky woods, let's go die there!"
Hell House LLC (2009)
Never name your rural town after a demon. And if you do, don’t fucking open a Halloween haunted house attraction there. And if you go ahead and do both anyway, don’t have the nerve to look surprised when spooky shit …
The Predator (2018)
Synopsis: A cautionary tale about what NOT to do when you find a metal armband and a Golden Snitch in the jungle.
V/H/S (2012)
I wanted to like you, movie. I tried. However, you were like the blind date who belched his dinner, stuck me with the check and couldn’t fathom why I wouldn’t fuck you afterwards.
Die Farbe (2010)
Filmed in black and white and primarily spoken in German (thank god for subtitles), it is obvious that Die Farbe did not have a huge budget to work with. Effects are minimal and the cast is utterly unknown. I should …
Alligator (1980)
It's one of those odd, elusive little movies that slip silently beneath the scummy surface of the cinematic pond and blends in with the algae, sleepily waiting for you to cross its path once more. Then, up it pops out …
Berberian Sound Studio (2012)
Directed by: Peter Strickland Year released: 2012 Starring: Toby Jones, and a bunch of Italian people whose names are all indecipherable.
