Species: Part human, part beanbag.
Name: Kurt Barlow, aka Kurt Breichen, aka The Master. Species: Type 1 Vampire, Austrian Nobility.
Name: Pyramid Head, Red Pyramid, Sankaku Atama Species: Demon
Welcome to my brand-new column, in which I provide hardcore proof of my own mental illness currently manifesting as a sexual attraction to ugly monsters. You’re welcome in advance.