Name: Pyramid Head, Red Pyramid, Sankaku Atama Species: Demon
Seriously, if I have to see one more black eyed little girl grinning ghoulishly at the camera, I will lose my collective shit.
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Never name your rural town after a demon. And if you do, don’t fucking open a Halloween haunted house attraction there. And if you go ahead and do both anyway, don’t have the nerve to look surprised when spooky shit …
Synopsis: A cautionary tale about what NOT to do when you find a metal armband and a Golden Snitch in the jungle.
"In the night," Mrs. Dudley said, and smiled outright. "In the dark," she said, and closed the door behind her.
Welcome to my brand-new column, in which I provide hardcore proof of my own mental illness currently manifesting as a sexual attraction to ugly monsters. You’re welcome in advance.
With which horror villain do you feel the strongest connection? Princess from The Loved Ones. But marriage has calmed me down.
What will you be bringing to H.A.G.? If it's horror, I'll read it, watch it, eat it, or fuck it.
With which horror villain do you feel the strongest connection? Hannibal Lecter. I love to eat, and I detest rude people.