Location: Dallas, Texas. (Ugh. Please kill me.)
Aka: Pumpkinhead Knows What You Did Last Summer in the Dead Of Night
Species: Part human, part beanbag.
Thanks for KILLING IT with us HAGS!
...perfect for the morbid bitch on the run.
I am personally of the opinion that not enough people have yet seen this glorious little film that smacked wetly onto the scene in 2016. Therefore, I am going to point to it determinedly like a poo stain on the …
Man, this fucking movie. I watched it like two weeks ago and it took me that long to talk myself into writing a review for it. But how could I not?
Monster A Go-Go (1965) Review by Annie Riordan aka: Terror At Halfday (1961)Directed by: Bill RebaneStarring: NobodyPlot: Astronaut Frank Douglas’s space capsule has returned to Earth. It crashes, some people get killed, a big irradiated dude with volcanic acne stumbles around for a while, …
Name: Kurt Barlow, aka Kurt Breichen, aka The Master. Species: Type 1 Vampire, Austrian Nobility.
"I don't fool myself about love anymore. I mean, what is love? It all boils down to sex anyway." - Luigi Mackeroni, Killer Condom
A giant, mutated facial wart and the carnival gypsy fortune teller it’s attached to are building an army of disfigured zombies for reasons which remain unclear.
"Oh hey look! A shortcut through the spooky woods, let's go die there!"
King can be such a sadistic pig cock.
Let the blood flow.
Hangover by Jessica Locke I started writing this listicle with New Year’s Eve in mind. Whether you celebrate New Year’s Eve with a fancy party, or celebrate like I do by watching the Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy in your …
Name: Pyramid Head, Red Pyramid, Sankaku Atama Species: Demon
Seriously, if I have to see one more black eyed little girl grinning ghoulishly at the camera, I will lose my collective shit.
What scares you? I will always be afraid of things that lurk in the dark.
What will you be bringing to H.A.G.? If it's horror, I'll read it, watch it, eat it, or fuck it.